Monday, May 11, 2009

How to learn French in 10 minutes

This site has been created to teach you guys the whole French language in only 10 minutes, free of any charge. The information you'll find in this blog will able you to speak fluent French, discuss important matters (such as cheese) and get you laid with some French babes for sure. Since we have limited time, I'll start right away.

French language consists of 3 basic parts:

1- Greetings
2- Main dialogue
3- Au revoir

34 comments:

  1. jzhfsduig efisdljahsfgsdgfsdg cfjdhsvfhj fcgwefgajhdswvfhjdsgcvfdsjhvflghdjsvfj scidsf dwhetgiwegdfvcjer dugfhds uvfi

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  2. hi i reallywant to learn french in 24 hours can this site help?

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    1. Your dink is bigger than a hippo

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    2. that dude is rong. it helped my lern french but in at least 12 minutes. Let me demonstate. Bonjour. mi name est rHYS. yo soy bon at francais. mai diolaog

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    3. salut=hi
      bonjour=hello,goodday
      bébé=child
      nuit=night
      demain=tomorrow
      au'jour'd'hui=today
      soleil=sun
      lune=moon
      terrain=earth
      seul=single
      conjoint=spouse
      femme=wife
      fille=daughter
      garcon=son
      bon=good
      bien=nice
      bienvenue=welcome
      merci=thankyou
      beaucoup=a lot
      bureau=office
      rouge=red
      jaune=yellow
      juene=young
      l'eau=water
      lait=milk
      soir=evening
      au revoir=bye
      etat=state
      portable=mobile
      disponible=available
      cafe=coffee
      lundi=monday
      mardi=tuesday
      mercredi=wednesday
      jeudi=thursday
      vendredi=friday
      samedi=saturday
      dimanche=sunday
      noir=black
      blanc=white
      moteur=engine
      lecture=to read
      jeu=game
      plus=more
      dernier=previous
      prochain=next
      deja=already
      nom=name,surname
      prenom=firstname
      homme=gentleman
      cordialment=regards
      votre=your
      vous=you
      sortie=exit
      yaourt=yoghurt
      nous vous=we
      voyage=journey
      ami=friend
      petit=small
      dejeuner=meal
      anne=year
      mois=month
      semaine=week
      poid=weight
      pomme=apple
      banane=banana
      poivre=pepper
      vert=green
      miel=honey
      horaire=schedule
      carte=card
      mangue=mango
      ecrit=write
      parle=speak
      batiment=building
      maison=house
      contrat=contract
      travail=work
      etudiant=student
      s'il vous plait (svp) = please
      il'y a=here,there
      magnetoscope=VCR
      montagne=mountain
      ognon=onion
      bonbon=sweets
      gateau=cake
      resole=sorry
      moi,mes,ma=my,mine
      plage=beach
      promenade=walk
      coer=heart
      soer=sister
      frere=brother
      pere=father
      mere=mother
      oef=egg
      un,une=one
      musee=meuseum
      bas=country/land
      monge=food/eat
      apres=after
      chien=dog
      cheval=horse
      sucre=sugar
      venir=coming
      monnaie=change (in the sense of money, coins)
      fromage=cheese
      vin=wine
      meme=even,same
      aussi=also
      sondages=polls
      le main=hands
      la bas=there
      ici=here
      l'argent=money

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  3. oh wow now im fluent in french

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  4. ten minutes please!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  5. ten just ten!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  6. you guys are ugly low life son of a bitches!!!nd quiers:)

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    1. Why thank you for this wonderful opportunity to enlighten.
      Well in response to the “ugly” comment there is no way I could prove I’m not, though I like to think of myself as moderately attractive. “Low life” I can help you to understand that I am involved in many activities to the extent that I could be a High Life at this point. I have a girlfriend and a loving family and many people who like me. My mother is a very nice person and cares a lot about issues regarding other people, unlike you, I wouldn’t classify her as a “bitch”. That’s not even to mention that I am a female, therefore I am not actually a son of a bitch, if anything. I beleive you meant to say “And queers” at the end of your statement, though I’m not sure by the excessive amounts of exclamation points and horrible spelling and grammar. Well that, Sir/Madame is a very homophobic statement, and just isn’t true for most of us. Actually, I take “Queer” as a compliment, so I’m not so sure what you’re trying to prove. :)

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  7. that m^^^^^ f^^^^^^ s^^^ did not worl well all it did is teach you three little f^^^^^^ words that did not help at all i thougt i was going to lean alot of f^^^^^^ words

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  8. omg this helped soo much
    not..............

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  9. I may be able to help a bit here with some basics -
    Je - I (Past Tense)
    J'ai - I ([Present Tense)
    Bonjour - Hello
    Au revoir - Goodbye
    C'est - It's
    Genial - Great
    Beaucoup - A lot
    Et - And
    Oui - Yes
    Non - No
    Je n'aime pas - I don't like
    J'aime - I like
    Nom - Name
    Tu Es - You Are
    Stupide - Stupid
    Petit - Little
    Grand - Tall
    Beau - Handsome
    Belle - Beautiful
    Fort - Strong
    Faible - Weak
    Froid - Cold
    Chaud - Hot
    Bien Chaut - Warm
    Difficile - Difficult
    Assez - Quite
    Aussi - Also
    Donc - Therefore
    Car - Because/As
    Mais - But
    A Little - Un Peu
    Very - Tres
    Je Suis - I Am
    Intelligente - Intelligent
    Funny - Drole
    Trop - Too
    Un - One
    Du - Two
    Trois - Three
    Quatre - Four
    Cinq - Five
    Seiz - Six
    Sept - Seven
    Huit - Eight
    Neurf - Nine
    Enneyuex - Boring
    Nul - Rubbish
    Interressant - Interesting
    I hope this helped at least a little :)

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  10. I learned so much French je'comterulible

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  11. I have a French test now its annoying me I need to learn French NOWW

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  12. J'ai m'bait les cuiles frere

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  13. That helped .....Not but the one guy that helped out a lot......

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  14. Je m'apple Nikhil. Je just learned some french
    Bien

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  15. hai am a beginner too but most of us came here looking for help .. I wish others must not be disappointed as me .so I would like to help a little
    salut=hi
    bonjour=hello,goodday
    bébé=child
    nuit=night
    demain=tomorrow
    au'jour'd'hui=today
    soleil=sun
    lune=moon
    terrain=earth
    seul=single
    conjoint=spouse
    femme=wife
    fille=daughter
    garcon=son
    bon=good
    bien=nice
    bienvenue=welcome
    merci=thankyou
    beaucoup=a lot
    bureau=office
    rouge=red
    jaune=yellow
    juene=young
    l'eau=water
    lait=milk
    soir=evening
    au revoir=bye
    etat=state
    portable=mobile
    disponible=available
    cafe=coffee
    lundi=monday
    mardi=tuesday
    mercredi=wednesday
    jeudi=thursday
    vendredi=friday
    samedi=saturday
    dimanche=sunday
    noir=black
    blanc=white
    moteur=engine
    lecture=to read
    jeu=game
    plus=more
    dernier=previous
    prochain=next
    deja=already
    nom=name,surname
    prenom=firstname
    homme=gentleman
    cordialment=regards
    votre=your
    vous=you
    sortie=exit
    yaourt=yoghurt
    nous vous=we
    voyage=journey
    ami=friend
    petit=small
    dejeuner=meal
    anne=year
    mois=month
    semaine=week
    poid=weight
    pomme=apple
    banane=banana
    poivre=pepper
    vert=green
    miel=honey
    horaire=schedule
    carte=card
    mangue=mango
    ecrit=write
    parle=speak
    batiment=building
    maison=house
    contrat=contract
    travail=work
    etudiant=student
    s'il vous plait (svp) = please
    il'y a=here,there
    magnetoscope=VCR
    montagne=mountain
    ognon=onion
    bonbon=sweets
    gateau=cake
    resole=sorry
    moi,mes,ma=my,mine
    plage=beach
    promenade=walk
    coer=heart
    soer=sister
    frere=brother
    pere=father
    mere=mother
    oef=egg
    un,une=one
    musee=meuseum
    bas=country/land
    monge=food/eat
    apres=after
    chien=dog
    cheval=horse
    sucre=sugar
    venir=coming
    monnaie=change (in the sense of money, coins)
    fromage=cheese
    vin=wine
    meme=even,same
    aussi=also
    sondages=polls
    le main=hands
    la bas=there
    ici=here
    l'argent=money

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  16. I learned nothing. Don't Estes your time.

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